Kaiser(Stream of Consienceness)

I love my old puppy. His name is kaiser. Hes a German Wire haired pointer.The word "Kaiser" means German ruler in German. My dog is ten years old and his fur is whiter than Brett Farves hair. Kaiser sleeps in his back during the night, it is the cutest thing!Sometimes, when he isn't laying on his back, he is curled up in a little ball. Also he snores like a pig!
Another name for my dog is ether Mo-Mo,Taco, or Kaiser Roll. We sometimes call him taco because kaiser has a little tan dog bed that he lays in during the weekends. When it was half time of a NFL football game, my dad wrapped him up inside the bed. It looked like the bed was a taco shell and he was the meat inside. We call him Mo-Mo whenever he looks really fat!We also call him Kaiser Roll because there is a kind of hard roll at the grocery store you can buy with his same name!

I love my dog so much!